craptanic


a really long and sh-tty movie about a fat girl, a wimpy guy, a big boat and a bigger iceberg. thankfully, the iceberg goes 2-1 against the others.
my girlfriend dragged me to see cr-ptanic and i didn’t even get laid afterwards. time for her to go.
combination of cr-p and t-tanic. similar in nature to “hindentanic” meaning that something is so obviously flawed that it will fail on the first use. coined in this connotation by me shortly after the movie t-tanic came out, and has been in use ever since.
that cr-ptanic went down hard! (said of mousercatbot’s first match in battlebots)

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