Crapterglow
a portmanteau of “cr-p” and “afterglow”. describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a m-ssive cr-p.
gallant: “hey, you’ve been in there a pretty long time. is everything ok?”
goofus: “yeah, i’m cool. just basking in the cr-pterglow.”
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