Liquid Dick
1. a man who prematurely -j-c-l-t-s 10 out of 10 times.
2. a man who’s d-ck is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
hey doctor, i’ve got a problem. i could get it up, i just can’t hold it in. i’m a total liquid d-ck.
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