craptitude
a person’s level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.
he was really bad at it, his cr-pt-tude was impressive.
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noun- a person or object’s potential to be utterly cr-ppy and pathetic.
that kid has a high cr-pt-tude. i doubt he’ll amount to much.
stephanie, on a scale of 1 to 100, your vampire romance novel idea has a cr-pt-tude of 4200.
a measurment of how bad someone has to cr-p.
when i woke up this morning i had to sh-t so bad my cr-pt-tude must have been at 95%.
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