Craptus


a sharp painful t-rd relative to a cactii, usually caused by excess of peanuts in your diet.
i can’t eat payday’s anymore or i’ll sh-tting cr-ptus for a week
the roman g-d of sh-t
you will all bow doen before cr-ptus

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