crash, bang, smoke

used after witnessing or being apart of a lifechanging event, such as a bad fight with a significant other or a car crash. similar in meaning to “wow, that went badly,” or “i wouldn’t have wanted to be apart of that.”
someone: -crashes their expensive new tour bus-
same person: crash, bang, smoke…

someone: the bae and i fought… crash, bang, smoke.

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