crash diet
a diet plan that entails foregoing one’s usual meal regimen and replacing it with a substantially meeker allowance of nutriment. usually such diets last a few days to a week and are implemented prior to an upcoming event that the dieter wants to lose weight for.
such practices can be unsafe, especially if done frequently, over a longer period of time, or without the appropriate intake of water and nutrients.
i started a crash diet on wednesday so i can fit into my prom dress this weekend.
stephanie p-ssed out on the field and had to be taken to a hospital; she had been on a crash diet and was undernourished.
a good way to gain weight
look at me,im on a crash diet,im losing muscle m-ss,my metabolism is slow as h-ll,im smaller but i still have the same body fat,and everything i eat is stored as fat,yay!!!
a diet plan that basically starves it’s followers.
usually consisting of
2 fruit a day
and
a vitamin pill
dumbblonde:i’m doing the new crash diet
smartkid: so what did you eat?
dumbblonde: 2 bananas and a vitamin pill
smartkid: oh my god! you r-t-rd!
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