Mam’ Stand
the act of one individual exposing their br–sts and laying (back down) on a keg of beer. at this point, a second party mounts, much as if to do a keg stand, but in lieu of beer, the second party chugs milk out of the exposed mammary gland(s). and if a third party enters to perform f-ll-t– on the mam’ stander – then – bonus.
kage’s totally gonna do a ten minute mam’ stand on bridget’s bailey’s-lactating t-ts. tailgates start at 8:30, d-mnit.
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