Crash Your Squad


when someone is new, or hasn’t found their group yet, a group lets them hang with them until they make friends.
new kid: hey can i hang with you guys?

squad leader: sure, and we made plans for later if you wanna hang
new kid: thanks for letting me crash your squad, dude.

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