crashmaster


an individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can’t resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) …or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.
example 1:

hurting guy- “duuuudddee… can i crash here tonite?”
you- “i don’t know, you do this every time…”
hurtin guy- ” c’mon man i never sleep over.. my parents suck” “where else am i going to go?” (keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

“you’re a crashmaster dude…”
“harsh”
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an individual, usually a friend or aquaintance, who can’t resist the temptation/need to crash at your house constantly, because of family issues (e.g: tight rules) …or because he smokes and his parents are anti.. and needs a fix.
example 1:

hurting guy- “duuuudddee… can i crash here tonite?”
you- “i don’t know, you do this every time…”
hurtin guy- ” c’mon man i never sleep over.. my parents suck” “where else am i going to go?” (keep in mind he lives a kilometer down the road)

“you’re a crashmaster dude…”
“harsh”

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