Crass Wipe


gardeners b-tt, flower planters -ss.
someone who likes to work with dirty hoes all day; not afraid to get down in the mudd.

“haley, your such a cr-ss wipe!”
“whats a cr-ss wipe?”
“a gardeners b-tt…”
“so your calling me a b-tt? cool, thats mean!!”

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