crast
a distraction or collection of distractions that keep one from achieving an intended task.
a population ‘crastinates’ or has ‘crastinated’ when a majority of their time is spent engaging in activities not even remotely productive.
when a population favors their ‘crastinated’ state of mindless entertainment with little or no interaction required over a properly functioning society, they are said to be ‘pro-crastination’
sites like youtube and urban dictionary are just the type of crast on the internet today that really epitomize my stance on procrastination.
can be used in replace of some words such as “sh-t” and “f-ck” or anything else after something dumb has occured to oneself
dude 1: 2+2=5
dude 2: it totally equals 4
dude 1: crast!
abosultly nothing at all.
person 1 : hey what’s that you have behind your back?
person 2 : crast!
one of the most bad-ss motherf-ckers to ever live on this planet!
i can’t believe you haven’t met crast!
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