crasterbation


the art of evasively jerking off in a high school computer lab.
look at that guy in the computer lab wacking it to gay p-rn! he has definitely mastered the art of crasterbation…
masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks
“granda grandma why did you have to die?” jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.
crying and masturbating at the same time.
distraut after the biznitch dumped me, i hopped on the internet for some crasturbation
jerking off with your own tears. made popular by the movie “waiting”
“…like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?”
“that was only once, and i was drunk.”

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