crate race


a drinking game that consists of teams of usually around 4-6 people. the team must drink the following:
30 case (keystone or natty are usually the drink of choice)
box of wine (sometimes limited to bottle depending on the rules the host wants)
1/5 of liquor (usually a certain proof is set prior to starting)

the fastest team to drink it all claims victory and bragging rights but really everyone wins being complete sh-tfaced.
john: yo crate race tonight come!!!
pat: oh sh-t last time i did one of them i ended up face deep in a strippers b-tt hole…count me in!

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