cratered


the stage p-ssed drunk. when you are so wasted you cant feel your face and you hook yourself up to a life support cause you cant be bothered to breathe.
jeff: im p-ssed, bout u?
fred: im f-ckin cratered
very, very, very, shwasted.
dude, when we finally left the bar last night i was so cratered.

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