Cravesomnia


that moment when you realize that you have zero chance of falling asleep because you can’t stop thinking about eating an entire crave case from white castle by yourself. (don’t act like it hasn’t happened to you, bro.)
“dude, i drove 500 miles in a blizzard to the castle because of my cravesomnia last night.”

“my cravesomnia was so bad last night, i actually considered using my little brother’s big wheels to get to the castle.”

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