Crawford Moment
a significant moment in which a person will have either reached or exceeded their level of tolerance on the bull-sh-t scale. it is characterized as a b-tch fit that often resembles that of joan crawford in the movie “mommie dearest”. screaming, swearing, and cursing is often involved. no cr-p will be condoned. crawford moments often occur in middle-aged women who are antagonized by their h-ll-raising children or needy husbands.
joan: tina, i will not allow any daughter of mine to wear tight–ss jeans and purple stripper boots out in public!
tina: i’m not gonna listen to you! i’m gonna wear what i want and you can’t stop me!
joan: if you give me anymore of that bullsh-t, i’m going to have a crawford moment!!!
tina: -shudders- ok fine, you win! anything to keep that from happening!
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