Craystianity
book of prophecy regarding the teachings and morals of its founded, jesus crayst.
today, craystianity can be found among the thousands of crayministers and craydinals. their leader, the holy crepe, is responsible for the billions of craytholics spread across the earth.
these craystians seek converts to their holy ctaytholicism through sermons, public preaching, and their high morals of living.
“wow, how you ever noticed how cray frank has been lately?”
“he’s a devoted craystian, who firmly believes in craystianity.”
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