crazy black man
n. a natural defense possessed by black males. described by richard pryor as a false demeanor that members of said species employ when provoked, characterized by:
a) shouting in a high pitched voice
b) profanity-laced rant
c) threatening stare
d) puffing out of chest
e) brandishing of weapon(s), either real or fake
crazy black man is a result of a black male who wishes to avoid confrontation because he either knows he will lose if a physical struggle were to ensue, or he is certain that the other party will succ-mb to his commands without much trouble. if applied correctly, ‘crazy black man’ will scare most white people. mafiosi are immune to ‘crazy black man’. if a black male uses this defense against another black male, a n-gg- moment will most likely take place.
i busted into the office with a cap gun, screaming ‘gimme my money motherf-ckers!’ doing my best crazy black man impression. that sh-t usually scares whitey to death.
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