glockoma


when you kill someone with a glock, usually used in first person shooters such as cs
person 1: d-mn nice headshot with the glock
person 2: yeah i bet he’s got a bad case of glockoma
the condition resulting from a gunshot wound to the head. yep your dead!
‘…as i state earlier officer, the fool kept steppin, so as a precautionary measure,i lined up with his brow piece and the result was one stiff f-ck stick lying in a glockoma.”
when you shoot someone with a glock and they fall into a coma..
i shot him with a glock and put him in a coma now what does he have… glockoma

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