crazy crab
when a woman has s-x with five men (at least) with one guy in each orifice, one in the mouth and one in each hand. she looks like a flailing crab on its back going crazy!
“me and the indoor soccer team went crazy crab with the coaches wife. she loved it!”
“man, i love seafood!”
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