creamy comb


the s-xual act in which a woman rubs her v-g-n- on a man’s head(cranium) while he is standing upright. after orgrasm the man’s hair appears to have been combed with “cream”.
i was walking down the street one day when a naked chick jumped on my head and gave me a creamy comb.

i didn’t have time to shower, so my girl gave me a creamy comb.
the s-xual act in which a woman rubs her v-g-n- on a man’s head(cranium) while he is standing upright. after orgrasm the man’s hair appears to have been combed with “cream”.
i was walking down the street one day when a naked chick jumped on my head and gave me a creamy comb.

i didn’t have time to shower, so my girl gave me a creamy comb.

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