Crazy Eddy
a hero of epic stories and legends. over 900 years old he has conquered death and retired to his poon palace on mars. occasionally seen on earth when he must complete a quest. he was stationed at zarganzig’s castle for many years and left in 1643 the day before the whiiple creek m-ssacre. the m-ssacre took place on that day because his departure gave the as-xual trolls the courage to attack. has killed over 467 men with his bare hands. genghis khan’s right hand man
“dude i haven’t seen crazy eddy lately”
“probably hitting up his poon palace with some slam-a-licious babes”
“trusay dr. b-tt pirate”
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