crazy heifer


a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
“that woman is a crazy heifer.”

“did you read that text from the crazy heifer?”

“i can’t believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child’s only parent.”

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