crazy mary


a kick -ss song by victoria williams that is often covered by pearl jam in concert. also our nickname for the butch lesbian b-tch dyk- state trooper that lives next door and always tells us to turn down the music.
every time that dirty wh-r- crazy mary comes home from work we play crazy mary as loud as possible
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a punch of such force to a female’s kidney while enjoying her from behind that she arches her back skyward while her body “freezes” in this position — resulting in a quick
unconscious state….followed by urinary tract bleeding.
once back at my place, i overheard this wh-r- i picked up at the bar talking to her friend on the phone about heisting my wallet after getting me high….so i delivered her a crazy mary during s-x so i could sleep in peace until late next morning before tossing her out.

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