Crazy Rap


a popular song by afroman, but it’s often mistakenly called “colt 45” because most people that hear it are too f-cking stupid to realize that just because he says “colt 45” in the chorus that it doesn’t mean that’s the name of the song. they also seem to be incapable of looking at the back of the cd case to check the name of the song, which is generally a simple and effortless task.
r-t-rd: d-mn, homie. colt 45 is a mothaf-ckin’ tight song!
knowledgeable person: colt 45? sorry, son, never heard of it. i’ve heard of crazy rap, though, if that’s what you’re trying to say….
r-t-rd: eh?
knowledgeable person: r-t-rd….
the remix of colt 45 by afroman. this version is about a minute shorter and has an edited version for radio and tv.
i met this girl in hollywood, she had green hair, but d-mn she looked good
i took her to my house, because she was fine, but she whooped out a d-ck that was bigger than mine. crazy rap

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