Crazy Spiderman
to 69 a woman in the elevator in the empire state building, going all the way to the top. while still 69’ing her, carry her to the edge of the roof and jump off. proceed to perform -n-l s-x, just before you reach the half way point you remove your p-n-s and shoot your web like c-m at a pole; saving you and her. gently drop her on the ground and spin around the pole to ram her for the final time.
“i totally did the crazy spiderman on that b-tch…”
“how are you alive..?”
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