Cream Bomb
noun, verb: following the completion of a satisfactory session of f-ll-t–, the receiver of the s-m-n puffs their cheeks out and pushes them together a la john belushi in animal house, forcing the s-m-n out between said receiver’s lips with explosive force.
“judy cream bombed me last night and totally ruined my new ed hardy t-shirt.”
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