cream cheese surprise


when a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
that rookie’s banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* was that a bit of banana? nope just cream cheese surprise mother f-cker!

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