Cream Crusher


when a girl sits on your lap and you bust like whooops
guy 1:dude you see that girl over there?
guy 2: yeaaah.
guy 1: yeah, -ss so fat she’s a cream crusher.
guy 2: forreal man?
guy 1: yeeeaaaah.

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