Cream horn


(noun) – the noise emitted by the fart of a person who has had a man -j-c-l-t- into their -n-s.
“tracy really sounded the cream horn after roger gave her an -n-l pie, it was like the bugle call to start the kentucky derby!”
a. the uncirc-msized male -j-c-l-t-s inside of his foreskin, then lets it ooze out slowly to simulate the ‘creamhorn’

b. after having -n-l s-x, and the d-ck is covered in dip, to make it look like chocolate dip.
“whoa! look at that creamhorn! his c-ck is dripping c-m and it’s not circ-msized! -gasp-

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