cream job
receiving a handjob outside of your pants while you eat ice cream.
today i got a “cream job” from the mail man.
using 1 pint of your favorite ice cream, you soften it up in a microwave and then insert your hard p-n-s into said ice cream, making it feel like a cold v-g-n-l cavity. you can then place the container in between your matress or couch cushion and thrust your p-n-s in and out of the ice cream container until your reach your -rg-sm.
my girlfriend wasn’t up to s-x last night so i was getting increasingly h-rny, so i decided to give myself a cream job… it felt so good!
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