Cream of Mushroom Tattoo
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng while giving someone a mushroom tattoo, hence the cream of mushroom tattoo. also known as cream of mushroom stamp.
man getting oral s-x from woman.
man: hey, i’m about to c-m!
-grabs woman’s head and works it faster, d-ck comes out of mouth. man c-ms as d-ck comes down on woman’s forehead-
woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a cream of mushroom tattoo!!
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