Cream Pipe Surprise
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in the tail pipe of a car/truck and then calling some one to observe it as you turn on your car, once they are in position you will turn on the car and rev up the engine, in the process getting a g-ssy facial.
note: if you have a diesel truck the will be a very smokey facial.
douche: hey, babe come over here,
gf: whats up?
douche: my car sounds kinda weird when i turn it on, can you take a look in my tail pipe when i turn it on?
gf: sure.
douche: -turns key, floors it-
she gets covered in s-m-n.
douche: how did you like the cream pipe surprise?
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