cream soda

awesome soft drink with a light vanilla flavor. often distributed by well known root beer companies for some reason.
ibc cream soda is the best.
nectar of the gods. a sweet, creamy, vanilla flavored soda that goes well with cheese cake or by itself.
try this ‘caribbean cream soda’ stuff. it’s like drinking g-d.
the best stuff you will ever taste. its like heroin in a bottle, just without the side-effects of heroin. if it were a female person i would marry it and then divorce it just so i could marry it again.
when the guy arrived to the party with cream soda, everyone loved him and they loved the soda even more.
the mimxture of a woman’s v-g-n-l juices and a man’s seamen.
she wanted me to taste my c-m or she would stop giving me bl-w j-bs, so i went down on her after -j-c-l-t-ng inside her and tasted the cream soda.
when 3 or more men -j-c-l-t- into a gl-ss (at least 1 man must be black) — carbonation and water is then added to the s-m-n. 1 part water for every 3 loads of splooge. the drink is then given to the first woman spotted at the downtown bus stop.
trey and his two white friends gave the one toothed b-tch at the bus stop a cream soda.
when a man excretes his s-m-n inside a soda can, and somebody drinks from it.
jake just drank a creamsoda i made earlier
when a dude blows his load while a girl goes down on him with soda in her mouth
dude: bro, i finally got with that chick last night
bro: dude, no way, how was it?!
dude: let’s just say i put my cream in her soda
bro: the cream soda?! h-ll yeah!

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