Cream tear
cowper’s fluid (also known as pre-c-m) secreted from the male urethra during arousal in antic-p-tion of -j-c-l-t–n.
i tell you what vicar-sergeant, i’d slip her one!
too right cardinal-inspector, i’m crying cream tears out of my f-cking j-p’s eye here.
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