Cream Tunnel
where a guy lines a girls -sshole with penut b-tter and then he f-cks her. when he is done she proceeds to suck the penut b-tter off of his p-n-s.
guy:”hey brittany, can i give you a cream tunnel?”
girl: “sure, i choose jiff.”
the act of masturbating into a condom and then pouring the seaman into the -n-l p-ssage
a cream tunnel is when your girlfriend jerks you off whilst you are wearing a condom then when you c-m she empties the c-m into your -ss, then she lays underneath you opened mouthed whilst you squat over her and let it slip out into her mouth, then finallly she swallows it.
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