n. potent marijuana. see crypto.
“will you sell me some of that cripto, big smoker?”
updating your social networking profile with a cryptic/enigmatic statement that suggests you may be experiencing some distress.

usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply ” i don’t want to talk about it on here!”
cripto level one: ” 🙁 ”
cripto level two:: “meh?”
cripto level three: “why me?”
cripto level four: “why do people treat me like this?”
cripto level five: “you’ll miss me when i’m gone!”

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