cream your jeans
to -j-c-l-t- in your pants.
little jimmy “creamed his jeans” when the cheerleading squad did their splits.
(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to -rg-sm in your pants due to excessive s-xual excitement(the second variant is said of females)
did looking at her big br–sts make you cream your jeans?
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