creamin’ seamen
1. (verb) shooting a m-ssive load up a woman’s v-g-n-, causing your submarine to be soaked in cream; a supersized creampie.
2. (plural noun) a circle jerk of s-x deprived sailors, who have most likely been at sea for months without seeing a woman, ending with an unholy bukkake on the captain in the middle, who is on his knees, wearing red lipstick and a blonde wig.
(verb)
jake: hey phil! how was the night with sasha?
phil: it was alright. we were creamin’ seamen all night long.
jake: it was alright? you sound like you had a great time bro!
phil: yeah, but we stained her mom’s new carpet, sasha’s super pregnant now, and i have hiv.
jake: d-mn.
(noun)
b-tt pirate phil: arr me matey! let’s raid this ship and take all her booty!
-ss captain jake: (hands phil the spygl-ss) behold! these are no ordinary sailors! these are creamin’ seamen! not even -ss bandits would interrupt such a sacred ritual of loneliness and virginity!
b-tt pirate phil: mmm… i gotta get me a piece of that -ss!
-ss captain jake: phil! that is not the way a b-tt pirate speaks on my ship!
b-tt pirate phil: sorry.
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