creampie long jump
when a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. at that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect p-n-s. 3-27 seconds later…..
my girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.
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