creampuffed
when a man -j-c-l-t-s in your nostril i.e. nostrils
i awoke with my boyfriends d-ck in my face, only to find a white hot explosion of s-m-n bursting up my nostrils. boyfriend: “you’ve been creampuffed!”
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