crease cranker
that one douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. probably a junior or senior who didn’t make varsity because he’s such a d-ck for some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a j like jack, jared, jake or jacob.
goalie: dude, jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to f-ck off?
crease defenseman: yeah he rips his shots into my b-lls sometimes. i think i’m gonnna wack him in the d-ck with my stick later.
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