Crease Lizard
a ridiculous phrase created by a versus announcer in the 2010 nhl playoffs to describe a player that screens the opposing goalie and spends a lot of time in front of the net.
boy that tomas holmstrom is a real crease lizard! also i’m a biased douchebag announcer on versus.
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