creationism

a popular belief that all things grow, change, exist, and develop traits/personality because god made it so. it is also the belief that scientists who have been studying evolution for nearly 1000 years were all wrong, and for some reason think scientists believe humans evolved from monkeys which is not true at all. in fact, this belief has only existed for a few years or so, maybe less. it has hardly ever been observed, unlike the theory of evolution. they have no proof of their belief and only try to explain that scientists were wrong as a way to make them seem right rather than observing it themselves. they are monkeys, not humans.
creationism:
evolutionist – “why is the sky blue?”
creationist – “because g-d!”
evolutionist – “why do we have a solar system?”
creationist – “g-d!”
evolutionist – “why do you keep saying that?”
creationist – “g-d!”
evolutionist – “ugh… ”
the idea that two centuries of consistent scientific data by thousands of logical minds is wrong and that earth and life were not created by a causal chain of events but by an infinitely knowing, loving and powerful–yet seemingly indecisive and possibly bipolar–deity in less than a week. its strongest argument is its compelling -ssertion that if you don’t believe in it, you’ll go to h-ll with everyone jerry falwell finds personally distasteful and you’ll all roast for eternity while demons gangrape you with white-hot tridents.
jack chick said science is just as evil as catholics and jews, and that’s why i believe in creationism.
the result of christians’ insane refusal to accept that their religious doctrines are wrong.
creationism can only be believed by people with absolutely no understanding of science or history.
the belief that all lifeforms on earth magically appeared in, literally, a couple of days.
did you see the movie creationism? it has the wildest fx but, geez! totally unrealistic story! a waste of money if you ask me!
the belief that you know more about science than an actual scientist.
i think creationism is a fact and evolution is just a theory. kind of like how the sears tower is just a little bigger than a phone booth.
denial, foolishness, brainwashing, etc.
creationism dialogue
creationist a: evolution is only a theory!
creationist b: yay! let’s go kill some heretics!
pat robertson: -ss-ssination is fun!
george w bush: can i say ‘crusade’ again?
creationism
the idea that g-d created everything and we were never apes clonking each other with clubs and fossils are the result of the deadly “flood” known from the story of “noah’s ark”.

it’s basically all b.s.
pastor: “g-d created everything, face it, he is the most powerful creature on earth. creationism is fact.”
scientist: “have you proof of such happenings? have you found g-d?”
pastor: “the bible is enough proof.”
scientist: “anyone can write facts down and have people believe in them. just look at how santa came to be.”
pastor: “you have a point. i have wasted countless years believing the ridiculous. i see the light now.”
lies, fairytales, bullsh-t.
person a: i believe in creationism.
person b: you are a r-t-rd.

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