creaturefied
(adj.): resembling the bodily appearance of any cl-ss of non-human creatures; possessing bodily features suggestive of a human/non-human hybrid; having attributes akin to a frankenstein-variety gene splicing experiment between a human and some wild, untamed animal; the condition relating to one whose body goes wholly against nature
ben: yo, take a look at erick. he looks like michael strahan with those front teeth; does he floss with a jump rope? and, holy god, his hands dangle a mile out of his sleeves, and his toes could take a tire off a car with no tools.
bert: yeah dude, i know. erick is creaturefied.
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