Credit carded


in skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. like a giant credit card between your legs.
dave: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh, my gooch
little bob: oooooo.. credit carded.
means almost got yo nuts blasted. comonly used for skateboarders.
bro i almost got creditcarded when i was board sliding that hand rail.
the extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys b-lls.
rick: whoa, she must be p-ssed!
jeff: yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
rick: thank god she didn’t. i hear getting credit carded hurts like a b-tch!

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