Credit Punch


an especially hard punch to the face of the gutless shysters who got us into the credit crunch in the first place, namely the bankers, who continue to extort the people of the country through unjustifiable and dubious charges.
man 1: i got another bank charge today

man 2: what for?

man 1: was 7p overdrawn, so the shysters charged me £38 for a mistake they made in the first place.

man 2: sickening. all bankers need a credit punch

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