Creed

the result of a bet between scott stapp and nickelback frontman chad kroeger, in which kroeger wagered that stapp could never create a sound that was an even bigger insult to music than his own sh-t band. stapp won the bet by creating the exact same band as nickelback, only with the added twist of throwing jesus and christianity into the mix.

tragically, the sh-tfest was cut short when g-d, furious at having his name attached to such a mockery as creed, smote stapp, resulting in the ultimate breakup of the band.
creed was the primary inspiration for eric cartman’s christian rock band, faith + 1.
1) a belief, usually religious
2) a “band” made of sh-tty musicians who think they’re good. lead singer scott stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage. became famous only by pretending to be pearl jam. their original b-ssist was fired because he wanted a fair share of their profit. they claim to be christian only when it’s convenient. tied with limp bizkit in guitar world’s “worst band of 2003” contest. unofficially broke up after a december 2002 show where scott stapp showed up wasted. members currently making solo alb-ms which i personally hope flop.
creed fan #1: oh my g-d! creed is sooooo good!
creed fan #2: i know! they’re such good christians!
real music fan: you do know that creed knocked off pearl jam and that scott stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage, right?
creed fan #1 and 2: who’s pearl jam? a creed knockoff?
one of the worst things to heppen to humanity since the plague. music from somewhere between your nut sack and -ss hole
even jesus hates creed
the last sound millions of teenagers and adults alike have heard before pulling the trigger
victim: i’m fine i can work through this, there are other ways.

creed comes on radio

gunshot
1. a fine example of how horribe popular music today is, and how a majority of americans have no taste in music.

2. a band for r-t-rded people that is fronted by a piece of sh-t wannabe who thinks he’s a bad-ss and tries to right serious, emotional music for queers to beat off to.
q: how do you drown the lead singer of creed?
a: tie a mirror to the bottom of the ocean.
a s-xual move in which a dude is really f-cking a chick, like really, gettin all kinky and sh-t, making her moan and ooze her guts out, and when he’s about to c-m, he goes over to the computer and finds his favorite creed song and jerks himself off.
dude, marissa is sooo hot, and i f-cked her ragged, but you know me: i gots ta creed.
the ultimate guilty pleasure band
many people say creed sucks, but they’re just closet fans

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