creep rule


a person’s a creep if the age difference between them is greater than half current age, plus 7. for example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
dude, you’re 45 and dating a 20 year-old? you’re a creep!!!! creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. you should date my cousin instead, she’s 30 and a freak in bed.

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